Best news

Spencer came into the kitchen last night carrying the bathroom scale all sorts of excited, exclaiming he'd just gotten the best news of his life. He put the scale down as he excited explained he weighted 60 lbs. now. He hopped on the scale to weight himself...

He was pretty let down when he hopped on the scale and it read under 60... and 

Maloree

Yesterday in a very disgusted voice she said, "it smells like poop in here!" I said, "really? I can't smell it." She happily replied, "oh! It's my hair." And moved on. Content with her discovery. Who's okay with their hair smelling like poop?

Maloree said this. 

Electronics

Maloree just said "don't touch me" in a really sassy voice. I asked her why not. I got told if I touched her I had to let her watch 139 shows...😂